CREDIT
& this silence is mine;
Name: Kai.
Birthday: August 24.
Residence: California.
School Year: College Suffermore.

STATUS: Super High School Level Failure

kafkabythesea:

I see that you’ve come so far
To be right where you are

Still alone.

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Oct 20th / 4,073 notes / via / src

Favorite Anime Openings [3/??]: Sword Art Online (1st Opening) - Crossing Field by LiSA

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

none of these people want movies to exist.

(via lackyannie)

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beardedjoel:

hobbies include:

  • playing video games
  • crying over video games
  • buying video game soundtracks
  • talking about video games
  • taking screenshots of video games
  • video games
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Riku: And you’re just as lazy as he is!
Kairi: *giggles* So you noticed.

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Sora: No! This huge, black THING swallowed me up! I couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t–
 *whacks*
Sora: Ow!
Kairi: Are you still dreaming?

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ciggers:

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

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miss-adrielle replied to your photo “CRAPPY AS HELL birthday doodle to my #1 flawless pro idol karudoll !!…”

You’re getting so much better! I still have stuff from freshman year xD

haahhaha I’M STILL terRible ;; lmao thank god i didnt take my old stuff with me here.

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